I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize