i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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