Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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