he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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