...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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