I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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