He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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