Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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