he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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