I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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