It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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