so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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