that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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