Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
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