At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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