I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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