Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
It's Friday. Sex?
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.