i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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