is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
pop tarts are not kleenex
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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