The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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