just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
