woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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