just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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