if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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