So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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