In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
sex in a hospital.. check
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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