Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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