Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm just crazy horny about you
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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