I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
