ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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