Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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