I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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