I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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