She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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