Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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