Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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