i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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