I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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