yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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