Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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