It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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