"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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