Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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