i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
you never un-have a 4some
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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