I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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