he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Randomize