i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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