Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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