Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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