doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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