whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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