i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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