Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Just pee around me
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
