I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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